Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Because of the earthworms I stir up.
What always gets you down?
The down escalator.
If you had to live yesterday once more (literally yesterday, as in Thursday the 14th), which part might be worth writing a pretty pop song about?
A Hardee's Thickburger, although I'm sure there's already a jingle for that.
Where’s the coolest place you’ve been where you could look “down on creation?”
Top of the World Trade Center.
What’s something in your life that has only just begun?
The rest of my life.
Do you still have your senior yearbook? Where is it?
What souvenir did you bring back from your last trip?
I have a t-shirt from the charity event.
What visible signs are there of your most recent injury?
I don't think there are any signs.
What’s the neatest wedding favor you’ve ever seen?
I haven't been to a wedding.
What do you do with playbills and movie-ticket stubs?
I eventually get rid of those.
1. Have you ever dressed up as a Disney character?
I don't think so. They'd probably tell me to cease and desist.
2. What was your favorite Disney movie growing up?
The Jungle Book, maybe. I didn't watch Robin Hood until much later.
3. Which Disney character can you relate to the most?
Gyro Gearloose because he's a tinkerer. I do that more in software, however.
4. Have you ever been to a Disney theme park?
Yes, I've been to Disneyland in Anaheim, but that was a very long time ago.
5. When does someone become "too old" for Disney?
It's up to the individual.