Morton Fox (mortonfox) wrote,
Morton Fox
mortonfox

Cookie Comebacks V

Even more fortune cookies from the corner restaurant. They have coconut jelly now too.
Someone from your past has returned to steal your heart.
Would LoJack help?

Give a kiss to the person who sits next to you.
Umm... no.

Good work, good life, good love, good-bye oppression.
Good grief.

People find it difficult to resist your persuasive manner.
Send money now. :)

Good advice jars the ear.
... in formaldehyde solution on the shelf.

We should not expect from others what we cannot do ourselves.
Dentistry... and haircuts.

The wheel of good fortune is finally turning in your direction!
Wheel! Of! Fortune! *clatta-clatta-clatta*
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