Morton Fox (mortonfox) wrote,
Morton Fox

Cookie Comebacks VII: The Visual Edition

I hadn't been to that Chinese buffet with unlimited fortune cookies in quite a while, so I went this afternoon. As usual, I grabbed a bunch of cookies and saved all the fortunes. This time, instead of the usual commentary, I decided to enter the fortunes into Google Image Search to see what it turns up. And so, here is the result:

1. Treasure what you have.

That would be very unusual as a computer desk.

2. Many a false step is made by standing still.

This fortune was quoted verbatim on the web page that holds this picture. Hence the search result.

3. Try not to stand on your own side during an argument.

Heh. I thought it would be a cave. :)

4. Never bring unhappy feelings into your home.

Okay, that was unexpected.

5. Happiness will bring you good luck.

Would an elephant also bring good luck?

6. Your dream will come true.

That's got to be one surreal Taj Mahal dream.

7. Smile, it'll make the world brighter.

Only if I get a Slurpee.

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