The local barber shop is next to the Chinese buffet. As I was eating, I noticed the barber looking in the mirror and trimming his moustache with his barber's scissors. Slow day?
Anyway, on to the cookie fortunes:
Do you believe? Endurance and persistence will be rewarded.
I want to believe!
Something nice is coming to you in the mail.
Junk mail in floral print?
The path of life shall lead upwards for you.
No wonder it's always uphill both ways!
Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
That's quite a family.
Your virtues are your priceless treasures.
And some of them are more difficult to find than others.
Good food brings good health and longevity.
Now you tell me!
He who expects no gratitude shall never be disappointed.
Cynicism in a cookie. Beautiful.
Everybody feels lucky for having you as a friend.
Even bandefurz and cerealadder69?
Hope is the most precious treasure to a person.
And also a town in Western NJ.
Your reputation is your wealth.
So can I take out a reputation-equity loan?
Put the data you have uncovered to beneficial use.
Okay, so how do I use that android I dug up?
Be most affectionate today.
You will conquer obstacles to achieve success.
Mountains? Streams? Large snapping turtles??