Morton Fox (mortonfox) wrote,
Morton Fox
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Cookie Comebacks IX

A new batch of fortune cookies! I didn't think they'd have different ones since it has only been a week since I last went to the buffet, but they do. So...


The only way to catch tiger cubs is to go into the tiger's den.
Yes, but... what kind of crazy plan is that??

A sound mind and healthy body bring many happy events to your family.
And these events are?

A cheerful letter or message is on its way to you.
Congratulations! You may have already won...

You are sociable and entertaining.
Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week.

Your ideals are well within your reach.
As long as such ideals don't involve cutting back on fortune cookies. :)

The simplest answer is to act.
To be, or not to be...

Get your mind set--confidence will lead you on.
...into the tiger's den.

Ask a friend to join you on your next voyage.
Okay, so who wants to go to the tiger's den?

You will inherit a large sum of money.
And then I'll spend the 26 cents wisely!

You need to respond to a recent overture soon.
Oh? What does Yahoo's websearch ad division want?
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