1. I was at a red traffic light. Some guy in a big pickup truck pulled up behind me. He started honking. Honk! Honk! Honk! I stuck my head out the window and yelled, "What's going on?" He yelled back, "Hey buddy!" And then he continued honking. Honk! Honk! Honk! Oh bother.
2. I was at Pathmark. I had a coupon for a dollar off 3 Healthy Choice frozen dinners. (which were coincidentally on sale. Yay!) So I brought the 3 frozen dinners to checkout. The cashier scanned all three and bagged them. Then she scanned the coupon, but the coupon didn't take because it needed manual confirmation. After studying the coupon, she picked up one of the 3 frozen dinners from the bag and told me, "The coupon says a dollar off 3. You need 3." Uhh, lady... you scanned 3 dinners. And then the 3 dinners were all in the same bag stacked together. Didn't you see the other two?