If you had a jar of peanut butter, what would you do with it?
Eat it. Then there would be an empty jar for the ashes.
If you were to be cremated, where would you want your ashes to go and why?
Does it make a difference? Perhaps mixed into the jelly beans of an unsuspecting dignitary of an enemy nation.
If you could invent a flavor of jelly beans, what would it be?
What would your perfect paradise be like?
Probably not where cremations are done.
If you could fly, where would you go?
High up over the city, dropping cremation-flavored jelly beans as I go along.
What's something you frequently misplace?
Tweezers. I had a bunch of those and lost them one by one. Found them all again while packing up for the move last year.
For whom are you often mistaken?
I don't think that has happened. I'm usually either known or not known.
When were you last misinformed about something important?
They said there would be cake!
Where in your home do you have a seemingly random collection of miscellanea?
Hallway closet. That has everything from numeric keypads to toilet paper.
Upon meeting someone for the first time, what qualities in the other person are likely to cause you to misjudge him or her?
Loudness. Makes me think that person is loud. On the other hand, maybe that's not a misjudgment.