What is your laundry basket like?
It's a Rubbermaid Flex'n Carry.
What in your life is threatening to go to hell in a handbasket?
Nothing right now, unless my life includes Federal debt.
What was the occasion for your receiving your last gift basket, and what was in it?
I don't remember the last time I got one. It must have been a long time ago.
When could you last have been described as a basket case?
Mentally ill? I won't self-diagnose. :)
How's your bread basket?
I have a major cereal-producing region??