What was the most recent thing to go past its expiration date in your pantry?
Probably the margarine. But I'd use it anyway.
When does your excitement about the new year usually expire?
On January 1, 12:01am.
What valued possession seems to be on the verge of expiration?
The old Handspring Visor Platinum.
When does your current driver’s license expire?
What subscription, membership, permit, policy, or other dated document are you most likely to allow to expire next without renewal?
Mensa membership. That's not even good for an insurance discount any more since I switched from GEICO.