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1. What is your favorite section of the newspaper?
Coupon inserts.
2. Sunday comics or weekday strips? Which comic is your favorite?
To be honest, I don't read those any more. And I only get the Sunday newspaper.
3. Do you read your daily horoscope? Do you believe in it?
I'm a Virgo and Virgos don't believe in astrology.
4. Does the paper become bird cage lining, do you recycle, or does it get thrown in the trash?
It gets recycled eventually. There are a few recycling drop-off locations near home.
5. Where do you read the paper? At home, at work, or elsewhere?
I usually read the news on the computer. I don't actually need the newspaper except for coupon and shopping inserts.